Im_your_huckleberry

sioltach:

somewhere a group of weird little girls is accidentally practicing a ritual that got forgotten 3000 years ago. brings me peace 

sakurapiss:

i love rechecking my friends’ pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

tomwambsmilk:

funnytwittertweets:

Put in the tags what your weird and obscure childhood faves are

metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

urhokarila:

homunculus-argument:

absolutecreature:

homunculus-argument:

absolutecreature:

homunculus-argument:

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend’s head with the fridge door, and one of these days it’s going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I’ll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

An illustration

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

funnytwittertweets:

heathyr:

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

captain-price-official:

youdehponskunt:

ametislady:

nerevar-shid-and-fard:

of-claws-and-dragonscales:

nerevar-shid-and-fard:

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

colachampagnedad:

twitter users are on that site speaking like that week leading up to tumblr banning nudity

gnommunist:

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I’m scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

apeeled:

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling